not sure if i should eat this strawberry
are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods
uhm
That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry
DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN
I don’t know whether I should laugh about the strawberry, the fact that he looks like tiger woods, or at the person who just called Jolteon a cat chicken…………..
(via daydreamerstatus)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: tempooooooooes, via daydreamerstatus)
(via the-absolute-best-posts)
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
—BB
yes to all of this
(via kathhleeen)
(Source: , via kathhleeen)
This is why Drake Bell is one of my favourite people
i fucking love drake bell
Oh my word, that man.
drake bell is boss and belieber fans are the dumbest fanbase alive
(via missrinrin)
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
(via missrinrin)

